Wanted: Reward $10,000.00

Whimpy  alias "Biter", "Scarfus", "Mopey"	Squeeker alias "Close scrape", "Box-squirrel", "lefty"

Dead or Alive

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These two cats are the worst varmints in the business, guilty of crimes against humility and cat-kind.

Location: unknown, look on blankets, couch and other nesting areas.

Armed (4 each), tailed, and dangerous !!

contact your local office, if you spot them.

WARNING: DO NOT APPROACH or attempt to cat-nap.

this has been a service of the early-cat-warning-broadcast team (ECWBT)