| Whimpy
alias "Biter", "Scarfus", "Mopey" |
Squeeker
alias "Close scrape", "Box-squirrel", "lefty" |
Dead or Alive
These two cats are the worst varmints in the business, guilty of crimes against humility and cat-kind.
Location: unknown, look on blankets, couch and other nesting areas.
contact your local office, if you spot them.
WARNING: DO NOT APPROACH or attempt to cat-nap.
this has been a service of the early-cat-warning-broadcast team (ECWBT)